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Equation 1 :


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work






Equation 2 :

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys






Equation 3 :

Women = eat + sleep + spend money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend money
Therefore,
Women - spend money = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend money = Donkeys


To Conclude :

From Equation ( 2 )and Equation( 3 )

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)







So, we have...


Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore... from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


( Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! )

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